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Rubbing the old cake

When you have people coming over to visit and you want to ensure that they never visit again. Historically stems from people rubbing a slice of cake on the floor and dusty surfaces to ensure it tastes bad, leaving a 'bad taste' for the visitors.
Oh no, my family is coming over to visit. I guess we are going to be rubbing the old cake, again.
by tom-ed September 13, 2021
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Bread Cake

3 Peices Of Bread Stacked On Top Of Each other, With Chocolate Sauce On Each One. On The Top One, There's Sprinkles Alongside The Chocolate-Top Of The Yummy Monolith.
I'm So Fat, That I'm Basically A Stress Ball. The Only Reason Is Because I Eat Bread Cake.
by A@$TE90P3 April 18, 2023
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carrot cake walk

2020 gave us a shitty year but wall we had to do was stay at home and do nothing, it was a carrot cake walk.
by SumB January 27, 2021
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cold rice cake

When your hittin an Asian from behind while inhabiting an igloo
Me: Hey ken, I got me sum of dat cold rice cake.
ken: hittin that fo sho!
by ChampagneCulo August 3, 2017
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California Butthole spice cake

The California butthole spice cake is a 3 person sex act where the males applies lemon juice vinegar and tajin on they penis. Then the female shoves cake batter in her asshole and is fucked by both men at once until it burns so bad that she contracts an uncurable anal disease. The cake is never made this is a form of torture.
Took that bitch to the motel six, she was hungry so i gave her dat good ol california butthole spice cake
by ContaminatedAfricanWaterhole January 19, 2020
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the cake is a lier

that cake said there was glados to eat
cake: there is glados down in the incenirato- i mean fun ball pit

me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha
by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020
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Puerto Rican Pound Cake

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.
I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.
by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025
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