Fail Cake

It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.

It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.

Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?

Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.

by rocksiegirl21 May 14, 2011

Beef Cake

When your girl want's the (Cock).

Babe: Beef Cake

Him: :D

by JustKeepSwimminDots. October 11, 2019

Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris

This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake

by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017

Caked

To be covered in someone's ejaculate

"Johnny is so fit, I want to be caked by him"

by S700 February 28, 2023

Cake Finger

Dookie biscuits, Feeces pieces, Dung poo.

"Sorry I exited last minute I had a cake finger about to fall out of my butt."

by Pseudocrisp February 14, 2021

noob cake

One who is more noob than noob cake or noob muffin making it a noob bakery.

Man! You ain't a noob cake! Your worse! a noob bakery!! :3

by SoKawaiiBri April 2, 2011

Caked up

Having nicely make up on

Wow girl u look dolled up/caked up ready to hit the scene..

by 7heaven July 27, 2023