Lava caking

The act of defecating on a penis whilst inside of an anus

She started lava caking on me right before I was about to bust inside her butthole!

by Spanky pervert September 27, 2024

Chocolate cake

Chocolate cake is super delicious. It’s good with any kind of icing. It is super chocolaty and never tastes bad. It’s even good if it’s vegan. I think I’m in love with chocolate cake.

Mommy can I get vanilla cake for my birthday?

NO chocolate cake is the best!!! You can only get chocolate cake.

by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021

cake on head

Used to describe a particular type of gay male. The ones who bleach / hair straighten / spike / toni&guy their hair to the point they just look silly.
Often used by gay males who have normal hair, there by creating a minority within a minority.

Homosexual number 1 - "Check out that chicken in the Diesel shirt with the hot arms!"

Homosexual number 2 - "Yeah but he's all 'cake on head' he looks like a muppet."

by keeks August 26, 2005

qui cake

Someone who is actin a fool, as a result you just want to knock some sense into them.

Kanye West is such a qui cake...like who would vote for him for president.

That fuckboy is just using me, what a qui cake!

by Quicake98mAs August 9, 2016

Cake ass

A cake ass person, most the the time male, is someone who doesn't appreciate their significant other.

"He never compliments me just to do it, he can't keep a job etc."
"Damn that's one of those cake ass niggas."

by mama_Houstonisbae April 29, 2018

the cake is a lier

that cake said there was glados to eat

cake: there is glados down in the incenirato- i mean fun ball pit

me: ok -jumps down- ahhhhh -burns alive- the cake is a lier ahhhh
cake:mwahahaha

by 10/10 will write again April 14, 2020

Puerto Rican Pound Cake

A sexual act in which two lovers use sweet syrup or whipped cream as lube for anal sex. After completion, the recipient of the semen then defecates the semen into a small bowl to be spread as icing on a pastry for both of them to enjoy.

I hooked up with a tranny in San Juan in college, he gave me a Puerto Rican Pound Cake along with herpes.

by bigdiqmoves October 5, 2025