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Cock lunch

An insult referring to someone performing fellatio on another individual, often times used as "suck a dick".
"Oh, you think you're pretty funny? Why don't you go have your cock lunch, and I'll deal with you later."
by -Wig. October 14, 2007
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cock rocket

when you change any form of picture you can to display the shape of a penis.

When you think that something looks like a penis, when it is quite obvious it's not...

When you draw a penis (or any sexual picture), and do a really detailed drawing around it to make it look like something else
cock rocket examples:
Aeroplanes
People making gestures in Maths Textbooks =S
anything that is long and rounded at one end
anything that as two circles before it
the video "is it a penis" on youtube (Y)
When Darcy sees something in a mathsbook and says "that could SO be a penis..."
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cock-wallop

To administer an open-hand slap to the genitalia of a male, with a sharp snapping of the wrist so as to leave a stinging sensation in the wangular and nutsacular areas.
Sweet sassy molassey, after we felched and I forgot her name, she cock-walloped me so bad, my penis fell off and ran out the door! Come back Weenie McSexster!
by John Walsh April 17, 2004
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cock-knocker

1. A person, usually a male homosexual, who grabs or brushes up against the genitalia of men, in a playful or sexual way.

2. A woman who pleasures a man with her knockers, usually followed by having him ejaculate on her breasts and/or face.
1. That guy Jay grabbed Brodie's and TS's cock in Mallrats. What a cock-knocker.

2. Did you see that porno where Savannah cock-knocked a guy and he came all over her tits?
by calweycn January 3, 2009
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cock muffin

a male who is sexually pleased with another man's penis.
Paul was being a cock muffin when he took his mom's dildo to put in his rectum.
by Bunkley April 13, 2008
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COCK TACO

WHEN YOU POUR SALSA ON YOUR GIRLFRIENDS CHEST AND MAKE HER SUCK YOUR COCK WHILE YOU TITTY-FUCK HER!!
CONSWELLO WAS HOMESICK SO I TOOK HER OUT FOR TEQUILLA SHOTS. LATER THAT NIGHT I GAVE HER THE OLE' COCK TACO TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER
by Captain Cock Taco September 19, 2009
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cock-fight

A cock-fight is a sexual act - a contest between two or more guys where each guy with a raging boner "sword-fights" the others with their hard dicks -- the first to lose his erection has to suck the others off.
Now and then, a bunch of us horny cadets get together for a good cock-fight!
by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021
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