Chocolate Cake

When you hold a lighter to your ass in an attempt to far and create a flamethrower but instead you spew diarrhetic shit all over your hand.

Mark: Hey, y'all wanna see something funny?

John: Fucking gross! Mark just baked a chocolate cake.

by Asstral Projection July 30, 2025

Cake shake

When you poop in somebody’s mouth then break it up with pee

Let me give you a cake shake

by MrDiddy August 1, 2025

Louisiana Crunch Cake

After a spicy crawfish boil, a man takes a corn shit on her vagina then puts hot sauce on it then eats it.

I was in the bayou eating some Cajun boil and I decided it was time for a Louisiana Crunch Cake for dessert.

by B Rabbit 39 August 17, 2025

Cake From BFDI

a word|twink.

Dude is that Cake From BFDI

by the-real-lego-brick August 21, 2025

Crap cake

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.

Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit

My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!

by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025

Shower cake

When you having shower sex and your girl shits and you shove it up her butthole and lick it all out again.

Ex: The man Shower caked his girl cause she couldn’t hold it in

by Catlicker65 September 14, 2025