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Joe

Joe is the name given to someone with the following characteristics.
A deep voice, sometimes comparable to batman. However this time he is the vilian. Joe enjoys throwing school busses full of disabled orphans at puppies with his huge biceps.

No one enjoys annoying Joe as he has a humungus shmeat stick and will whipe you to the floor with it.

Joe enjoys eating the souls of deceased victoriana children for breakfast and sometimes if he is feeling peckish, will have them for brunch.

Sometimes when Joe is bored, he goes to help in burning buildings but actually just skullfucks the bodies.

Joe is completely emotionless exept to his family.
"is it a bird?"

"is it a plane?"

"no! Its Joe!"

"what is he doing at the orphanage?"
by Human protein powder July 1, 2020
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Joe Mama

Joe Mama gives cancer. It is the worst of insults and can be used to destroy the world.
Random Internet User: Joe told me that my dad died yesterday :/
Random Internet User #2: Who's Joe?
Random Internet User: JOE MAMA!!!11!11111!!1
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by HippityWhomst December 5, 2019
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Joe nethercot

Gangster assassins nigga Joe nethercot is a God that gets all booty
by The Lord gangster og November 10, 2017
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Joe Hopkins

Joe is such an amazing boyfriend and will always treat you right, respect your boundaries. And support you with his all. He's got the prettiest eyes that mix with blue green, and a tad but of yellow. He has an amazing body but he doesn't have hardly any self esteem. He us an amazing cuddles even though he tends to fall asleep ALOT, but it's cute. He will always forgive you. Now to mention the juicy side, he is an amazing kisser and all things like that. I love all of his "flaws" and can't wait to marry him<3
Girl: that girl is so lucky to have Joe Hopkins as a boyfriend.
Girl 2: I know right he's so sweet.
by Luckygf2703 June 15, 2022
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Joe

by joem@ma May 6, 2022
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Joe Mama

Catherine Eugenia Finnegan, born in the same place the office takes place and even know as Joe Biden's mother.

She will be remembered as a meme. And may her soul rest. RIP
Person 1: hey who's Biden's mother
Person 2: Joe mama?
by TableMails November 6, 2020
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Joe French

Tallest guy in KS3
by Ktykne fxqnr brkkj October 4, 2018
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