two bag job

Just in case one falls off

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job

by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016

Vim Job

The act of rimming the "event horizon" or most exterior portion of the vaginal entrance with the tongue and avoiding such an act on the anus.

Come on baby, get down there and give me a vim job. Don't get my butthole though, it's filthy.

by Imnewherewhatsthis September 21, 2025

Brim Job

The act of giving a male oral sex focusing mainly on the head or tip of the penis.

My head was numb as hell after Katy gave me that Brim Job last night.

by Sav E. March 14, 2025

Italian Slice Job

When a man or woman, takes a slice of pizza and "applies" it on his penis( or her vagina), then recieved a flavorful blowjob by a consenting person.
This sex move can only be completed once the man or woman finishes and shouts out "mama mia!"

To spice up our sex life, my sex coach recommended the "Italian Slice Job". She said it helped having my dick taste like her favorite food, it really improved this element of our sex life!

by Delwin penner December 4, 2025

Get a job application

A Gen Z slang that means "Get a life"

Eww, go get a job application.

by Jayykeeee July 21, 2025

Mime job

To pleasently perform sexual acts to an invisible man.

The children were confused by the man performing a mime job.

by Mikey Beccs February 12, 2014

Rim job

The commonly used name for an activity/quest given to those who choose to adventure through the land of Skyrim. Though often initiated by the traveller, there are times when a Rim job is forced upon him/her with the fate of the realm in jeopardy. Payment for a successful Rim job comes in the form of gold or pointed objects one can use on future Rim jobs.

To join the Companions you must accept their Rim jobs. With each successful Rim job their trust in you will grow.

by BradMojito November 22, 2011