Fish bagel

A yeast infection. A vagina infected with a yeast infection.

Did you see that guy's mouth? Yeah, gross, looks like he ate fish bagel!

by Full price Kim February 25, 2020

Apt Fished

Short for Apartment Fished

I.E. When the apartment you plan to move into doesn't look similar to the floor model on display.

Friend: Do you like your new apartment?

Me: The areas nice but the apartment they held for me didn't have any of the new appliances, new flooring, or the remodeled bathroom that was in their floor model. I got apt fished and it's $1200 a month.

Friend: Wow, that sucks.

Me: Yeah it does but my lease is only a year so I'll be alright.

by DMitch February 16, 2021

Fishing

The best hobby on the earth.

Guy: "Yesterday's fishing trip was awesome"

Other guy: "Nice, what did you catch?"

Guy: "I caught a HUUUGE Smallmouth Bass"

Other guy: "Damn thats big"

by KoltLeo July 15, 2022

mung fish

mung fish is a term used for female who wipes back to front

look at that mung fish... her money box smells like smelly poo.... what a dummy fool with no brain...

by mungfish123 September 8, 2021

Fish Biscuit

A biscuit is a biscuit that are shaped like fish, usually referring to a food snack that you eat.

(Steve) Hey, I need some fish biscuits, i'm Hungary!
(Alex) Here, no more starving!

by HammyBurger69 January 29, 2025

Half Lord of the Fishes

The plastic pool toy one of my friends stole from the public pool. They are the Half Lord of the Fishes, and the public pool fish is their son, The Quarter Lord of the Fishes.
Can also be used to describe someone with the attention span of a dead goldfish.

Person 1: Dude, Spencer was being such a Half Lord of the Fishes in class today.
Person 2: Indeed

by Sexy Worm March 15, 2025

Fish Skills

Having a bath

I’ve been practicing my fish skills

by Eeyore91 November 6, 2022