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Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours
by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017
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Chocolate Fish Kiss

When a male is sitting at the toilet and a piece of floating poo touches his member.
Randy: "I was in the bathroom when I heard Chuck scream in the next stall"

Brodingus: "That's wild, bro, do you know what happened?"

Randy: "Yeah, I think his dick got a Chocolate Fish Kiss."
by Brodingus IIV February 24, 2021
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custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party
Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?
by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018
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kissing leaf

Originating from a tiktok by musician Junie from Junie and the HutFriends, it featured in a guess the shape video. However, the editing was done in a way distorting Junie's body into the shape of the said "kissing leaf".

The kissing leaf is supposed to be holly, but it should've been mistletoe because thats the one you kiss under at Christmas time.

Junie got banned because of her kissing leaf video, unfortunately :(
Guy 1: "yo did u see that vid that Junie posted?"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, the kissing leaf one? It was kinda.. unsettling-"
by pizzamunchinpossum December 19, 2023
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Scissor-kiss

When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.
"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"
by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021
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Kiss

When two partners misuse their food holes by mashing them together for inexplicable arousal. It's not for that. Just think of all the bacteria and foreign DNA being transferred through those tongues if you really get into it.
Jane and Joe: *intense, forceful kissing*
Bob: stop. stop transferring saliva. stop misusing your food holes... you know, the ones you shove pizza and hot wings into. quit your sickening oral arousal affair and go touch grass.
by Rhombicosidodecahedron July 29, 2023
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bellybutton kisses

The smacking sound created from one's sweaty and/or deep bellybutton hole sucking in someone else's skin before it releases it.
I was spooning my wife one hot summer night and, as I turned to the other side of the bed, I heard my belly give bellybutton kisses to my wife's back.
by AJ Woo April 17, 2023
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