Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.
by blackstardust May 7, 2024
Get the fishing for crappiemug. ya she did
by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
Get the my fish lost her glovesmug. When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.
"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."
by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020
Get the Fishing with Rubber Chickensmug. A female Redditor who identifies as Undyne from Undertale. They can be found easily on Reddit. They're an endangered species, only one left in the wild. The person posting this is the Reddit Fishe.
Guy: Oh no, you've summoned the Reddit Fishe!
Reddit Fishe: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, PUNK?!
Guy: Everybody run!
Reddt Fishe: NGAAHHHH!!!
Reddit Fishe: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, PUNK?!
Guy: Everybody run!
Reddt Fishe: NGAAHHHH!!!
by FeralSol June 4, 2022
Get the Reddit Fishemug. A fishing addiction is what it sounds like; a fishing addiction. Mostly played up for humor, it can be seen in many aspects and jokes on the internet. One such aspect is fishing culture itself, with humorous shirts that say "A best day is one spent fishing", or silly hats that say "Women want me, fish fear me". An example of the more serious side of this, the addiction side, is Grian.
"Grian, you need to stop. At this rate, you practically have a fishing addiction!"
"Just... need... mending!!"
"Just... need... mending!!"
by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024
Get the Fishing Addictionmug. by oofblox September 27, 2019
Get the Fish Yesmug. by Kobayashi Kumiko Kiyoshi May 6, 2018
Get the Jone's fish and chipsmug.