Language Simp

The most fake "hyperpolyglot gigachad alpha male" on the planet

Guy: do you watch Language Simp on YT? He's the best language teacher in the world!

Other Guy: He is not "the best language teacher in the world", he's a fake language teacher who teaches everybody a bunch of fake stuff about languages.

by anonymous June 2, 2023

Simp

Someone who roots himself women either irl or online in order to get an ounce of attention from the second party

Person 1:"Just look a Josh, what a fucking simp!"
Person 2:" Yeah, what a fucking loser"

by Niggroin April 19, 2020

Simp

You

You are a simp

by tiktok @hamsterreveiwsstuff April 19, 2020

Simp

If you're only being nice cause you wanna lay the pipe. You're a simp. If you buy her a bunch of clothes and she says thank you bro. Yous a simp.

Timmy really do be a simp.

by Deppressed bitch1077 April 19, 2020

The Simp Debate

When a person accused of simping attempts to prove otherwise in front of any person or group of people.

Do we really need to have the simp debate right now? You spent $100 dollars on this girl and she's given you nothing!

by gibblie May 30, 2023

Simp

when someone puts a girl with less value over himself

people often wirh the name halil are simps

by newyork knicks April 1, 2020

Simp

A man who thinks about woman, interacta with a woman or has any sort of connection with a woman unless they are your mother, sister or cousin. They are the scum of the earth.

Man 1: *thinks about woman*
Man 2: "look at this motherfucking simp"

by vinigersplit August 27, 2020