Green Fn

When you say or do something good or charismatic, reference to “greening” a shot in NBA2k

“I’m so tired” “That would make sense you’ve been running through my mind all day” “Green fn”

by ẞeluċa March 27, 2024

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“Green fn” refers to a nba clip of someone making a bucket and saying “green fuck nigga”. “Green” because the bar of the rim turns green on a successful bucket. “Green fn” is now synonymous with spitting smooth shit or game.

Jakob: “Oh Shit, Lucas is talking to that girl over there”

Jared: “Green fn”

by Yynniv March 14, 2024

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Green bubble struggle

The bane of Crapple-worshipping sheep everywhere - who just love to whine about it, and selfishly expect others to waste way too much of their hard-earned money on overpriced iShit built by literal slaves in Foxconn's factories, instead of simply using a different chat app like a courteous human being - because of Crapple's abusive vendor lock-in policies, which are designed specifically to lead teenage users to bully anyone who isn't rich or gullible enough to buy a Crapple device.

Crapple Fanboi: "Ugh, I can't be friends with anyone who has an Android... otherwise I'd have to deal with the green bubble struggle..."

Sane Person: "Why not use another chat app so phone brands don't determine who your friends are?"

Crapple Fanboi: "... I don't wanna. If someone uses an Android, they're not worth being friends with."

Sane Person: "Wow. What a prick."

by DeletOmninoMundi March 30, 2024

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