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Douche Water

When you are even worse than a Douche Bag. You ARE the Douche Water. It's one thing to be the bag that flushes the bad stuff out of the vagina, it's another to be the nasty water that comes out of it.
You are such an asshole that I can't even call you a Douche Bag. You are the Douche Water dude.
by veggiegator August 1, 2013
mugGet the Douche Watermug.

Water

Water is water, what did you expect
by AFlIPPER👹 April 17, 2022
mugGet the Watermug.

Dog Water

What annoying little shits say when you mess up at something

Also a sign you should put your son up for adoption immediately if he says it
10 year old child on mic: let’s go! You’re dog water, you trash can!

You: …
by Twyst66 January 16, 2022
mugGet the Dog Watermug.

Golden water board

When a girl squats over your face while grabbing onto your head and peeing directly onto your face hence making it hard to breathe while she is pissing on you.
Make sure you drink a lot of water before you give him a golden water board
by snoozieWTF September 9, 2025
mugGet the Golden water boardmug.

cops water

When cops take a break deepthroating roaring water at the store.
Shopper:I saw that cops water!
Emily:He sure is holding through it.
by OGGetcharDookie February 21, 2021
mugGet the cops watermug.

water cricket

Loud Latinos, often found in large groups outside the bodega at night;

Known to fill vehicles past recommended capacity.
Look at all them water crickets packed in that Honda!
by Rell Mars November 21, 2018
mugGet the water cricketmug.

Dooty Water

When a black girl and/or an extremely ugly white girl with pimples walks by and a guy says to his other guy acquaintance that she is "Dooty Water".
*Black Girl walks by*

Guy 1: Nigga she is some DOOTY WATER!

Guy 2: Ahahhaah bruh you are right!!!
by Zythar December 31, 2010
mugGet the Dooty Watermug.

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