Urban Dictionary

A family-friendly dictionary that does not talk about sex

I let y son go on Urban Dictionary. He was so intrigued by everything that was on it

by Niggerqueef March 9, 2020

urban dictionary

A place where every perverted pedophilic and trans gendered misogyny's fantasy goes to die.

on urban dictionary
perv #1. teen pregnancy— then she gets fucked good by ten guys in the vagina and her pussy pulses and nips start leaking juices and then her stomach bulges!!

perv#2–“Like!”
perverts reading this are getting boners

by natchoman February 22, 2024

Urban Dictionary

*Smack*
Go outside.

Really.

you know what urban dictionary is.

by SkippyMcGill February 19, 2010

THOSE Urban Dictionary Users

The people on urban Dictionary that has to make every word in existence something sexual instead of just giving its actual definition

Person 1: *makes an Urban Dictionary definition*
"The" - when you cum so hard that you're about to explode and get cum all over you because you edged so hard 🥵

Person 2: dude you're one of THOSE Urban Dictionary Users aren't you because I don't think that's what "the" means

by Gibberishidkrisjjj January 6, 2025

Urban Dictionary

A community-influenced website used to inform people of modern lingo and pop culture references; the modern-day equivalent of the Bible.

Dad: Son, what does "based" mean? Some pale lady with blue hair and a smartphone called me that at the store today.
Son: Have you tried looking it up on Urban Dictionary, the online dictionary authored by users to educate humanity on present topics?
Dad: Wow! There it is! Thanks, Urban Dictionary!
He turns to the camera with an enthusiastic grin and a thumbs-up.

by Scooter, the Creator May 8, 2021

Urban Dictionary

A website your on now.

Person 1: "have you checked the trending on urban dictionary?"

Person 2: "dude, i'm on there now!"

by WhiteSamsungUser September 23, 2018

Urban dictionary

that undercover agent which allows to explain ur bond with ur friends & family in a funny way with a touch of sarcasm & emotion that u’ll feel only when u relate it to the bond .

How come that undercover agent is so funny..??
Ohh ,u silly, its the Urban Dictionary

by Diana..it..is November 23, 2021