Mom-gasm

When as a mother you walk into a room and see a chore was done without asking anyone to do it.

Sally walked into the kitchen and had a Mom-gasm because her husband had done the dishes without being asked.

by Sailormouthsarah January 22, 2021

Your Mom

Your mom jokes are used for Dumb jokes 3rd graders use

3rd grader:Your Mom is so Fat, When she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood

by 09M09M October 21, 2021

ur mom

a way to roast people.

Person 1: "Hey what does this mean"
Person 2: "Ur mom"

by luckygodzplay123 December 11, 2022

Step mom

That person that was completely normal until it was someone's bright idea to bang their Step mom so they could post them doing it on the hub.

Jack: My step mom is so kind to me!
Harry: Yeah only cos you bang her.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Ur mom

Typically used by weird fortnite kids (or any other cringe kid) and is used to insult another’s mother

Lil Timmy: ur mom is gay!
Lil jimmy: bro are you like 10

by Meme broski April 17, 2022

ur mom ur dad the one u never had

the only thing worse than every thing else

maisy:ur mom

daisy:ur dad

maisy:the one u never had

*instant death for daisy*

useof ur mom ur dad the one u never had

by mc crispy May 17, 2025

your mom

its a word you use to joke with your friend

Sarah: im so hungry

Clarissa: thats what your mom said to me last night

Julia : my butt hurts

Clarissa: thats what your mom said

by dieznutsinyou September 11, 2022