Your mom

One of the nicest people ever and will guide you throughout most of your life,sticking by your side although she might be a bit stressful at times.

Dave:Fuck you
Jared:that’s not what your mom said last night

by Bluefacebleedem April 14, 2019

Kicked your mom

A discreet term for a sexual intercourse

I heard you kicked your mom last night, is that true?

by Bille Joel April 14, 2019

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you, and had sex with your father

I fucked your mom lastnight

by hibatchimotherfux April 15, 2019

ur mom

A retarded insult used the members of Big Dogs. A way you can completely piss someone off with 2 words.

"Yo Vestra you are gay"

"ur moms gay nigga"

by anacondas April 18, 2019

ur mom

ur mom is just simply ur mom! THATS IT STOOPID!

person: "ur mom"
other person: "WHAT ABOUT MY MOM HOE"

by hahahahahahahahahahhaaha April 18, 2019

Your mom

A common joke defining the communist who lives in every childs home (unless your adopted.)
She normaly is considered fat, ugly, or stupid in such jokes.

Guy 1: Yo how long until we go home?
Guy 2: Your Mom!
(It doesnt make sense.)

by HeyVsause February 20, 2019

Ur mom

the most devastating thing anyone could say to anyone.

hey duuuude. how life?
Ur mom.

Wanna grab a bite to eat?
Ur mom.

Ur mom?
Ur mom.

by frbt8ft797ny February 21, 2019