National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day

September 20th is officially National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day. On this day it is legal to drop kick your mom and knock out her teeth, any other day this would be considered a crime.

Person 1: Yo did you hear September 20th is National Kick Your Mom’s Teeth In Day?
Person 2: Yea I’m so excited!!

by yomommathic April 18, 2020

Kicked your mom

A discreet term for a sexual intercourse

I heard you kicked your mom last night, is that true?

by Bille Joel April 14, 2019