by Chuxk December 29, 2021

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*
by muschifresser February 01, 2025

(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014

is kiss a girl or boy month
kiss a girl/boy any girl/boy and they shouldn't complain.
it could be anywhere. get ready.
kiss a girl/boy any girl/boy and they shouldn't complain.
it could be anywhere. get ready.
by teaaaheaa November 02, 2019

by Commish Butt Fuk February 05, 2017

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.
by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

Performing the "twizzler" on a girl, where you cross the index and your middle finger and insert them into a girl's vagina, whilst performing oral sex.
by Shawn226611 October 11, 2020
