goober butter

stuff that comes out of a peen

Carla: Have you seen jacks goober butter picture?
Jenna:OMG!!!Noo???

by goober butter creater April 26, 2021

Peanut Butter

When you piss cum and shit all at once to achieve what is known as peanut butter

Now i have to buy a new pair of pants since i made peanut butter in the other one

by Peanut Master April 29, 2021

Nutter Butter

When she smashes your balls so hard they turn into a fine paste, almost butter-like.

Guy 1: BROOOO WTF HAPPENED TO YOU!!!!

Guy 2: LAST NIGHT I GOT NUTTER BUTTERED SHIT BUSSIN!!!!!!!!!!!

by A gun to ma YEET May 6, 2021

Pass the butter please

"Thank you, next" "Move on"

Jessica said she can't hang because of her boyfriend. "Pass the butter please"

by KJSW69 May 10, 2021

Butter

Very smooth. Gon' pop like trouble. GETTING READY TO BREAK RECORDS ARMY. Dance pop track, very cardio.

You'll listen to it an unhealthy number of time.

Breaking into your heart like that.

Person 1: Have you heard butter?
Person 2: Get it, let it roll!

by keyboardsmeesh June 2, 2021

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.

I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.

by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021

BBQ Butter

A popular version of butter presented at the table as a Butter Block having had a Phalis imprinted into it. What a conversation starter over a Knob of corn.

INSTRUCTIONS.
1) Use a large (or small) block of butter.
2) Allow butter to soften to a moldable texture

3) Press the male phalis (real or fake) into the butter to a recognisable impressed shape
4) Refrigerate again.
5) Place on BBQ table closest to target guest.

Here Felicity, would you like some BBQ Butter on your knob?
Or
Hi Simone, will this hit the spot?

by Miccas Yesac June 13, 2021