little motor syndrome

AKA LMS:
A result of little dick syndrome. When a man with a small dick purchases a car with a small engine (typically a 4 cylinder) and continuously boasts and brags of it's power and superiority; effectively projecting his personal shortcomings onto his car. In the end however, men will still think you're gay and only import sluts will pretend to be impressed, provided you're paying for them.

LMS sufferer: "The only reason Ford stopped producing the 2.3 was because it was better built and could be made faster than their precious 5.0 and Ford couldn't have a 4 banger outrunning their precious 5.0."
Real man: "....."
Other real man: "It's little motor syndrome, dude. Just nod and smile."

by RemiTheGreat December 26, 2014

Dick Ball Syndrome

Where your dick and balls are so flabby that they reach your belly button just by jumping

Becky,I have Dick Ball Syndrome. I will never jump again!

by Tess Tickels February 1, 2020

Smith magenis syndrome

Smith magenis syndrome is a disease that causes the person with the disease to turn into a human wrecking machine and it causes them to head butt things and punch holes in the walls the size of a 49 inch smart tv. These “people” with the rare disease should be avoided at all costs because if you disturb one of them then it could end with several fatalities. If you ever encounter one of these cunts then make sure to avoid eye contact otherwise they will be calling you a cunt and killing you.

Hey have you ever met someone with Smith magenis syndrome?
No but my friend did and he got called a cunt then got headbutted into next year

by coontastic 69 October 29, 2019

Jolel syndrome (j0lel)

The Jolel Syndrome is a person with blonde/light brown hair, glasses, braces, and someone you just wanna punch in their fucking throat, they look like a sterotypical nerd, but act like some fucking badass, you most likely have a guy like this in your school.

person: Man, some nerd looking ass just threatened to "uppercut" me.
other person: What a fucking nerd, I swear this Jolel syndrome (j0lel) bullshit is getting out of hand.

by DanielImpala November 14, 2021

Boneless Leg Syndrome

The condition experienced by a female after extreme sex causing her legs to respond as if the have no bones or were made of jello. This usually requires being plastered motionless on whatever object or surface the deed was administered. This syndrome often includes a deep mindless gaze at an imaginary object 30 miles away. These symptoms have been known to last for days after exposure to the magic stick.

"Hey girl whats that bruise on your face? Did Jay pimp slap you for saying some stupid shit?" reply "No, he fucked the dog shit out of me last night and gave me Boneless Leg Syndrome. My stupid whore ass tried to stand up and busted my face on the dresser!"

by Electric Juston May 6, 2010

annoying whore syndrome

The group of girls that take up the whole bathroom at lunchtime to do their hair and make-up, whilst insesantly giggling.

I think the seven dwarfs have annoying whore syndrome.

by Heyyyyaitscloudoo. January 5, 2012

Skibidi toilet syndrome

Skibidi toilet syndrome or STS is a syndrome causing the victim to be afraid of bathroom appliances such as urinals or toilets. This usually occurs in young children. The fear usually stems from the short videos of “Skibidi Toilet” by youtube shorts user “DaFuq?Boom!” On YouTube.

Martha: Steve , check on Billy for me! He's supposed to be potty training.
Steve: He screams whenever I ask him to use the toilet. He said its a “skibidi toilet”, whatever that is.
Martha: I’d call it skibidi toilet syndrome.

by Cockashit September 16, 2023