Sofie Moment

A Sofie moment is when a person reaches a level of complete mind-numbness. The person reaches a state where they cannot think for themselves and goes into vegetative state. A person can reach a Sofie moment by receiving multiple head injuries, such as being dropped as a baby or having a brick thrown at their head.

Friend 1: "Bro what's 10+10"
Friend 2: "Are you fucking stupid or are you just having a Sofie Moment?"
Friend 1: "Nah I'm just stupid.."

by xfrizy January 30, 2022

Piss Moment

A moment or event worthy of ironically or intentionally pissing oneself to. These moments can be faked by those that wish to cover up the fact that they accidentally pissed themselves.

"Damn, that concert was a real piss moment!"

by JoeyJoeyJoeJoeJoannaJoeyJoe March 31, 2020

Michael Moment

An instance when someone acts as if they are superior to others or much cooler than they actually are but in reality they’re a massive geed.

“Bro I am totally super cool with women, all the AXO girls at the last party wanted me to go home with them” - Michael
“No bro, they were roasting you” - Everyone
“That’s a major Michael Moment” -Carson

by bubblebuttbilly March 12, 2022

Wadebron moment

Wade "Don't care" Moment

why don't you care. that's kind of a wadebron moment

by Qep moment May 21, 2021

Dawn Moment

A completely arbitrary, contradictory, and hypocritical statement.

Wow that was a Dawn Moment

by Ligmatities May 10, 2021

jop moment

A situation where someone in the friend group doesn't respond to someone elses message or messages, despite being online simultaneously or after the moment the message was sent.

Bram: I asked Jop when we would meet at the station around 4pm and he still hasn't answered!

Sibren: What a jop moment.

by bramdeslammergoblin August 29, 2020

bruh moment

that moment when someone says something ridiculous and you're like "bruh moment"

*says something stupid*
you: bruh moment

by furryowoso October 9, 2019