Shit kisses

When your dog drinks out of the toilet then licks your face!

Damn it Lucy get away from me with your shit kisses, nasty ass!

by Miss Green May 9, 2016

Breakfast kiss

Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.

"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."

by Sweet-sticks February 28, 2020

Hersey Kiss

When you eat a girls ass and then kiss her with some shit on your lips.

Chris ate Amber's ass then proceeded to Hersey Kiss her. Let's say Amber never spoke to Chris again.

by MattTheFat12345 June 21, 2019

Kiss Boy

A kiss boy is a boy that you kiss. There can be multiple kiss boys at once. A boy that one would seek out at the bars and likely want to take home. Someone to keep on your roster.

I hope I see John tonight. He’s my kiss boy.

by Kissgirl33 July 19, 2022

national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

give a kiss to a person that's name starts with an L

everyone stop talking about national kiss someone that has a name that starts with L day

by ummmidkmaybenot December 9, 2023

Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.

"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"

by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023

Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.

There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^

by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025