John

Napoleon complex loves to swallow

Damn john stop pulling a Nate

by 98765421 October 16, 2017

clin john

A wierd person that often does wierd faces and also i quite the pussy. He's a monkey

You're such a clin john

by pussydestroyer 1324 October 17, 2017

john coffill

Pure awesomeness in a big package. Must be refereed to as a male guy with fantastic hair.

Dude you just got all A's your acting like john coffill

by Teemobeater9000 October 17, 2017

the john fisher

Gym is life

The John fisher is a school full of rode men that are all on job all pull girls and don’t rate calmoes and all gym lads

by Zach is hot April 19, 2018

John

The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.

"You are being a John! " I said after winning a game of magic the gathering.

by Twitch0601 May 25, 2017

john andraka

Sexually predator

The john andraka will get ur kids

by Daddypappa34512 May 27, 2017

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017