out john

When you get in the port-a-potty at the end of a long hot steamy summer day and she still gives you a blumpkin.

Man I heard she was a freak but didn't believe it till she gave me an out John at the festival.

by Sandy, AE, Sphinkter September 17, 2017

john serrano

A man who has a short temper and has an extremely small genetalia.

Omg his penis is so small it must be a john serrano.

by Yair Serrano September 19, 2017

John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 1, 2017

Training John

A term for male masturbation

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos

by Anon Skeptic October 6, 2017

John

Napoleon complex loves to swallow

Damn john stop pulling a Nate

by 98765421 October 16, 2017

clin john

A wierd person that often does wierd faces and also i quite the pussy. He's a monkey

You're such a clin john

by pussydestroyer 1324 October 17, 2017

john coffill

Pure awesomeness in a big package. Must be refereed to as a male guy with fantastic hair.

Dude you just got all A's your acting like john coffill

by Teemobeater9000 October 17, 2017