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Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam
Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me
by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021
mugGet the Beansmug.

Bean

Well now, the bean has a meat stick in class.
by Le beans May 12, 2022
mugGet the Beanmug.

Matthew Bean

Someone who got annoyed that their name wasn't in the urban dictionary so got me to add it.
by Xocrone September 16, 2020
mugGet the Matthew Beanmug.

I like jelly beans

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
by LightSwigger March 6, 2024
mugGet the I like jelly beansmug.

Bean

A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.
HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”
by Kasem123 April 7, 2024
mugGet the Beanmug.

Ganja bean

Ganja bean is a very sweet and loving companion (CHONK AF ) :))))
Oh wow did you see that ganja bean, so CHONK.
by Juan Ganja Bean :)) September 23, 2021
mugGet the Ganja beanmug.

steel beans

When one is brave in the face of adversity. See also hard as nails, ballsy, big balls
Laurens: Do you think Nate will masterbate on that hotel balcony for a fiver
Emma: Sure he will, he's got steel beans

or

I can't believe Harold punched that massive bouncer - that lad's got steel beans for sure
by notABluesSinger July 12, 2023
mugGet the steel beansmug.

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