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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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God

Brandon Sergio Mora.
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HOLY COW!!
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Is God
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by !?¡?MrSmokeBeth!?!¿ February 13, 2022
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god jab

what someone said in roblox lol what it means: Good Job but shorter, And I don't know how to spell because I am an Idiot
by Landonisanidiot December 17, 2021
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God

The Father of Jesus is lily the fish (God)
by god of cats December 27, 2021
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Your God's right here

When your pissed off a group of scared hopeless people. They are clearly weak compared to you so must establish your dominece at that very moment. The most effective way ever known is the " Your god's right here "
Crazy villain: " you dumb fools, can't you see........ Your God's right here "
by Eldiablo_6666 January 9, 2019
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No because God is good

I just figured out Alex O'Connor's racket.
Hym "So, here is how that works: Alex O'Connor is there to be said no to. Right? So he levies my criticism of religion in soft-ball fashion at the cultists... To which they ALWAYS RESPOND 'No because God is good.' I mean, you can watch his latest video or see is just an hour and 45 minutes of that. 'Don't you think it's evil for a deranged reality monster to create life just to subject it to torment?' And then the cultists goes 'No because God is good' and then Alex is like 'But it doesn't sound all that good' and the cultists responds 'No... It is though.' It's like my bit about 'Has knives.' Alex O'Connor just does the 'Has knives' bit with religious people. That's his job."
by Hym Iam November 14, 2024
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Boof God

A boof god is person who smokes weed constantly and runs shit like he/she owns it. People will do anything just to be a boof god.
Stone and Juan are boof gods.
by I have to peeeeeeee March 24, 2021
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