face-hat

an item worn on the head that's not quite a face mask but not quite a hat.

Guy: Did you see the face-hats those guys had on?
Girl: Yea man they're cool, do you want to come back to mine? I have bagels for breakfast.

wow man that's awesome, face-hats off to you!

by brendyman November 14, 2011

shed faced

this is the state of inebriation required in order to got to the shed and have a good time

"Boys! Lets go to town because I'm shed faced!!"

by b0bbyray October 7, 2011

Catfish face

The face a person acheives after extended use with methanphetamines. It's caused by lack of teeth due to poor hygeine and deterioration due to abusing the meth. The lower jaw closes further than normal and squishes out or flattens the lips and cheeks and the abuser then looks very much like a catfish. Catfish face is often accompanied by bulging or straying eyes from being up way too long.

Neil: Man, Jewelz used to look really cute before she got strung out. Now that she's got catfish face I wouldn't hump her with your penis!

Bob: I know bro, it's sad as hell. Hey, you wanna go fishin'?

Neil: Sure! Let's get some worms and chicken livers!

by Painterfromhell October 22, 2018

Pizza face

When someone has so much acne they look like a pizza.

I'm so hungry I could eat rays face as it looks like a pizza face.

by TR4N5G3ND3R March 19, 2019

Ass Face

The iroqouai name for having the strong face of an ass

My name is assface

by I know December 14, 2003

pan faced

Downs syndrome. Also panfacia, panned, panfacism.

The way Todd say he liked Star Wars so much, it was almost pan faced of him.

by James Vest April 21, 2008

Joker Face

When a guy jizzes all over a girl's face then slaps her across her right and left cheek with his cock leaving red marks on her face resembling the famous joker smile and then says..."Why so serious?"

Jamie said, "I gave Liz a joker face last night".

by Flappy Wappy January 17, 2009