1. A dick that droops; specifically over time or from repeated use (clock cock)
2. A cock with a unique or quirky shape. This dick often has a strange tilt or curve.
2. A cock with a unique or quirky shape. This dick often has a strange tilt or curve.
1. "Sorry baby, I can't right now. You gave me Dali dick"
2. "Matt is super hot but he's got total Dali dick"
2. "Matt is super hot but he's got total Dali dick"
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