This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.
A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.
This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.
Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.
A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.
This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.
Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.
Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.
by Kelly, Brian March 24, 2008
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Girl: I thought it was strange when he asked me for a french muddler...like he knew me or something.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.
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a place where you can not only find drugs and STDs, but a place where there are no real gangsters, fat chicks blocking the hallways, and the bathrooms always smell like smoke from the hard-asses when they really need a bog.
Student1: Hey, new kid, what school did you come from?
NewKid: Nowhere, just a place called Middlesex High School.
Student1: Haha! what a doof!
NewKid: Nowhere, just a place called Middlesex High School.
Student1: Haha! what a doof!
by Fresh_4694 January 30, 2009
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Town Population: 199
Racial Diversity: There isn't.
Advice: Do NOT purchase non canned goods from the local grocery store. It's better off not to know why.
Local Style: Dirty, filthy, beat up pick up trucks; Levi Jeans with worn ring shape in back pocket, presumably from a can of Skoal; Some sort of sign symbolizing your love for the Confederate Flag. Act as if you're above those who do not follow this strict dress code.
Town Population: 199
Racial Diversity: There isn't.
Advice: Do NOT purchase non canned goods from the local grocery store. It's better off not to know why.
Local Style: Dirty, filthy, beat up pick up trucks; Levi Jeans with worn ring shape in back pocket, presumably from a can of Skoal; Some sort of sign symbolizing your love for the Confederate Flag. Act as if you're above those who do not follow this strict dress code.
"Can you get any cell service?"
"We're in fucking Middletown, MO. What do you think?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Middletown, MO"
"Oh I'm sorry..."
"We're in fucking Middletown, MO. What do you think?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Middletown, MO"
"Oh I'm sorry..."
by Johnathan Thunder April 7, 2010
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by urgerburger April 7, 2011
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The school has a new library, a giant science hall built in 1999 and expansive arts and athletics facilities among other buildings on campus. The White Mountains border the campus to the west, and the Green Mountains (where the college's alpine and cross-country skiing facilities are located) to the east. The town of Middlebury has around 9,000 inhabitants and lots of small shops.
Students arrive here with a diverse array of achievements, but they recognize that every Midd Kid around them is pretty darn smart as well, and thus are not pretentious or boastful in general. When not studying, they enjoy both drinking and playing in the snow. Skiing is a popular activity.
Middlebury isn’t perfect, of course. Racism and anti-homosexual sentiments do exist among some. Still, those who attend this college should be thankful for the wonderful people, facilities and resources around them.
Instead of listening to arguments among students as to which liberal arts school is "Number one," high school seniors should research their options to decide which school is #1 for them. About half of the class of 2013 applied early decision; apparently, they did just that.
The school has a new library, a giant science hall built in 1999 and expansive arts and athletics facilities among other buildings on campus. The White Mountains border the campus to the west, and the Green Mountains (where the college's alpine and cross-country skiing facilities are located) to the east. The town of Middlebury has around 9,000 inhabitants and lots of small shops.
Students arrive here with a diverse array of achievements, but they recognize that every Midd Kid around them is pretty darn smart as well, and thus are not pretentious or boastful in general. When not studying, they enjoy both drinking and playing in the snow. Skiing is a popular activity.
Middlebury isn’t perfect, of course. Racism and anti-homosexual sentiments do exist among some. Still, those who attend this college should be thankful for the wonderful people, facilities and resources around them.
Instead of listening to arguments among students as to which liberal arts school is "Number one," high school seniors should research their options to decide which school is #1 for them. About half of the class of 2013 applied early decision; apparently, they did just that.
"Tom, I hear you applied somewhere early decision. Did you know that Middlebury is one of the top colleges in the country? I know this because I read U.S. News."
"That's cool, Mr. Plummer, but so is Williams, which I chose because of its awesome tutorial programs and the number of Rhodes Scholars it has graduated."
"Sounds like you've done your research, Tom!"
"You go to Middlebury College? That school isn't even in the top 10 of the U.S. News rankings!"
"Way to use outdated statistics. Anyway, considering that I'm a language major who loves to ski, attending a school with a famous language program and its own ski hill seemed like a pretty good choice."
"Wait, you mean college rankings have changed in the last five years?"
"That's cool, Mr. Plummer, but so is Williams, which I chose because of its awesome tutorial programs and the number of Rhodes Scholars it has graduated."
"Sounds like you've done your research, Tom!"
"You go to Middlebury College? That school isn't even in the top 10 of the U.S. News rankings!"
"Way to use outdated statistics. Anyway, considering that I'm a language major who loves to ski, attending a school with a famous language program and its own ski hill seemed like a pretty good choice."
"Wait, you mean college rankings have changed in the last five years?"
by Wanderfalke May 16, 2010
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At least I can think when I sit at home and stair at the wall! At North, it is impossible to think.
To hell with the government, the school board, and the administration.
They take my parent's tax money and use it to waste my fucking time. No wonder people in general (probably just around where I live) are so goddamn stupid.
The only institution where I'll actually learn is in a university for 30,000 a year. The only place where I actually have been learning is at the library. But there are no teachers at the library? That fucking sucks.
Here's the math expression:
Middletown North Teacher < Nothing
Have I made it clear?
Maybe if my parents didn't have to pay for stupid teachers salaries, turf fields, and what ever else they throw away, then I could afford 30,000 a year without being in debut. The administrators treat us like shit and act like fucking nazi ss prison guards all while being paid by our tax money.
At least I can think when I sit at home and stair at the wall! At North, it is impossible to think.
To hell with the government, the school board, and the administration.
They take my parent's tax money and use it to waste my fucking time. No wonder people in general (probably just around where I live) are so goddamn stupid.
The only institution where I'll actually learn is in a university for 30,000 a year. The only place where I actually have been learning is at the library. But there are no teachers at the library? That fucking sucks.
Here's the math expression:
Middletown North Teacher < Nothing
Have I made it clear?
Maybe if my parents didn't have to pay for stupid teachers salaries, turf fields, and what ever else they throw away, then I could afford 30,000 a year without being in debut. The administrators treat us like shit and act like fucking nazi ss prison guards all while being paid by our tax money.
Administrator: "Not only will I take you parent's tax money, but I'll steal your property (cell phones, ipods, etc) because I fucking say so."
Student: "you scumbag"
Administrator: "Now I'll write you up because no one speaks to me like that. I am a fucking god. You can't win. I own your life for six hours everyday.
Student: "Middletown high school north is not a nice place, not at all."
Student: "you scumbag"
Administrator: "Now I'll write you up because no one speaks to me like that. I am a fucking god. You can't win. I own your life for six hours everyday.
Student: "Middletown high school north is not a nice place, not at all."
by a little rattle snake June 4, 2009
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