Beans

A beans is a cocker spaniel. Say you were walking down the street and you saw a cocker spaniel, one would say LOOK AT THAT LIL BEANS!! Another definition for beans is Money, say you wanted juul toots and someone said "u got a bean" that means u got a dollar. The last definition of Beans is Xanax, one would say "I just popped a bean" or "Im off like three beans".

Look at that Beans!
U gotta a bean?
Im off like 3 beans!

by HoosYourDaddy October 4, 2017

Mr Bean

The most powerful fictional villain who does not give an absolute fuck about humanity

"Bro Mr Bean just attacked me so hard from behind"

by MrBeanishot August 29, 2023

Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.

I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.

by Obladi Oblada December 9, 2014

beans

bro my mom made bEæns

Momma made me some beans

by fnfboyfriend_ August 10, 2021

In beans

"On brand", as victimized by autocorrect.

"That's really 'in beans' for you, Zaid."
-Alex

by krillinit October 21, 2020

legendary beans

tiffany

Her name is LEGENDARY BEANS..

by jaeyse January 24, 2023

Bean & Egg

Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.

Man, this morning I gave Shana the old bean & egg!
Nice bro...friggin a

by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020