Salami dick

A guy, most likely a man whore, whose undercooked dick smells like shit.

Guy: hey, wanna smash?
Girl: get yo salami dick ass outta here. I can smell it from here

by Mark.R August 10, 2019

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Electric Dick

In the world of E-cigarettes it has been discussed that people often are very busy with smoking their ecigs. We like to say 'Tell that douche to stop sucking on his electric dick and get to work.'

by Funnylassy November 5, 2018

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Blic and Dick

Similar to Netflix and Chill but instead two people just smoke gas get baked and then fuck after

Jessica : Hey Tyler I just copped some gas you down to smoke
Tyler: Yeah I’m down to blic and dick
Jessica: what’s that?
Tyler: You’ll see😈

by BlicG247 March 11, 2019

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dick punch

Figuratively taking a blow that does not hurt as bad as getting punched in the balls but still demoralizing enough to hate the world.

My wife and I separated and she already has a boyfriend after 2 weeks. That feels like a huge dick punch!

by Burndaddy January 22, 2017

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dick drugs

What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.

{Husoos}: Hey Hoolio, don't forget to take some dick drugs to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave so that you can cornhole me when you get home.

{Hoolio}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Husoos!

by Telephony February 26, 2017

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