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Plump-Dick

When a gentleman's phallus undergoes excessive stimulation causing the penis to become enlarged and swollen. To the degree where it appears to take on a red to purple pigmentation. Other symptoms include extreme sensitivity, additional girth, and the sensation of incumbrance in one's breeches.

Known causes: Hyper virility, vasodilators, and grooved Cerebrums
An absolute stallion of a man often described as an alpha or sigma male has been enlightened with such intelligence that he has been bestowed Plump-Dick.
by JackJ723 January 21, 2022
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Dick-Licker

A person (male or female) that enjoys and most excessively utilizes their resources for demands such as Licking Dicks
Dude, Mike Manning is a Dick-Licker.
by Clit-Licker June 13, 2017
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Dick Litter

Illegitimate children concieved by a man ho!!
I was in town earlier and seen Jackson's dick litter running through McDonalds like they haven't been fed all week.
by batshitcray May 5, 2016
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Dick pop

When you push down on your dick when you have a boner and it will make a crack

This is a dick pop
I woke up this morning and did My dick pop did you
by Catfishedcard637294 March 24, 2020
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dick foreman

A delusional small penised man, a shyster who wants to pull the wool over people's eyes to make one think that he is not a cancer.

A charlatan, a fake. Monet.

A person who's belly is as big as his ego.
Man, don't be a dick foreman, you don't want to be considered a douchebag.
by TheTruth2018 January 16, 2018
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Dick Urban

The mythical Father of the Urban Dictionary, born and nurtured by his disciples, who ever moment of the day find meaning in the meaningless. An earthy dude in a foul mood who was at once a crude and rude. He said what was on his mind and then opened the forum to the world.
They ought to build a statue for Dick Urban, a man who got away with words.
by tirtle June 18, 2018
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Electric Dick

In the world of E-cigarettes it has been discussed that people often are very busy with smoking their ecigs. We like to say 'Tell that douche to stop sucking on his electric dick and get to work.'
by Funnylassy November 5, 2018
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