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Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.
"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"
by Elk e summer September 20, 2011
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Wax Kissing

A sexual act where somebody licks the inside of their partner's ear while they jerk each other off.
Man: bro I was wax kissing with Brittany last night!

Man 2: The fuck is that
by NIIINJAYouthoughtlol April 29, 2021
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Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Oh, come on! It's National Kiss your best pal day!
by duvetslayz April 24, 2022
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Rainbow kiss

When someone gives head to a guy, he cums in her mouth and when a boy gives head to a girl during her period he gets blood in his mouth :D
by urmomisyourmom January 21, 2022
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ring kiss

It is a kiss in the mouth between members of La Cosa Nostra, means that you have fallen in disgrace before the eyes of the capo, which lengthens the meaning of death.
So is this is aring kiss” or a “good bye”?
by paconaranjo January 7, 2018
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On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.
by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021
mugGet the National kiss a soccer girl daymug.

Kiss ur gf day

On April 2 u have to kiss ur gf weather you like it or not
Bf kisses you

Gf what was that for

Bf it’s kiss ur gf day
by anonymous March 18, 2021
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