High moment

When you’re talking to someone while high on marijuana/hashish, and you have a short conversation after which there is a long pause, where both people are thinking about what was just said, until one of you say something.
Tommy: Bro J.I.D does kind of sound like Kendrick Lamar though

Jimmy: Are you crazy? I’ve released farts that sound more like Kendrick than J.I.D does

*long pause (2-4 mins) where both are thinking about what was being discussed*

Jimmy: Damn bro we had another high moment

Tommy: Shit, you’re right

*both burst out in laughter*

*another high moment*
by Sopranito December 21, 2018
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blonde moment

No, I'm not having a 'blonde moment'!! You can't fit that many cocks in my arse!!... oh wait... your right, you soooo can!
by sphincter basha June 29, 2011
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burger moment

ur flopping so much that you don’t know what to say
have u seen my burger?

no, that’s such a burger moment
by fatfuckingcat November 7, 2021
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First Responder Moment

A First Responder Moment is when a first responder addresses a traumatic situation humorously by saying something even more messed up, only to realize it was just their real mental state slipping through that they've been trying to ignore.
Officer 1: Hey man, that body is still somebody's son, wouldn't you feel bad if somebody said that about your family?
Officer 2: Eh, well, womp womp, I don't really feel much of anything anymore.... Oh shit, I just had a First Responder Moment
by Drella_Fella September 6, 2025
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Will Moment

When you are being stupid and then do somthing stupid.
Man 1“Hey sans go to the park?” Man 2 “Yes!”
Man 3 “we should go to the park!” Man 1 “that was a will moment
by YumnyT March 14, 2022
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holden moment

A Holden moment is when: a woman vapes till they become anorexic and
P1"HOLDEN MOMENT" im hungry, for some NIC
P2 wow what HOLDEN MOMENT!
by HOLedEnBJ September 9, 2022
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Golden-Alpaca Moment

When a serious or heartfelt moment is undercut by something absurd or nonsensical.

This is a reference to a scene in the video game YIIK: A Postmodern RPG. When the character Rory is bearing his soul about his deceased sister, and Vella is sympathizing with Rory's grief. The emotional scene is interrupted by a Golden Alpaca who keeps saying Lemonade, with goofy background music playing as you're thrown into combat against them.
My brother Kevin had a hell of a Golden-Alpaca Moment at the wedding. He shat himself directly into the sky when it was his turn to say "I Do."
I'm still cleaning the feces out of my tuxedo.
by BaronVonBunghole April 15, 2022
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