Chocolate Cake Diplomacy

The passing on of bad news while sharing a delicious treat, hoping the listener with not fully grasp the news. A gastronomic smokescreen.

The seventeen year old boy employed the proven technique of Chocolate Cake Diplomacy, and told his parents that he had knocked up the neighbor girl, while serving them slices of a delicious, three layer chocolate cake that was " this high!".

by ElCommissioner April 21, 2017

Cake

Noun/Adjective: A slang word you can use to talk about someone's ass; thicc; butt

Guy 1: "Don't look but that girl got some nice cake"
Guy 2: "Damn bro, she do be looking kinda thicc"

*hoey video/picture comment section*
Person: "It's not my birthday but thanks for the cake (insert cake emoji)

by ElYeeter February 18, 2020

sheet caked

Enjoying being baked as a cake while in the comfort of your bed.

That joint had me straight sheet caked last night I had to wake and bake the next morning.

by Bomberbiff March 8, 2020

Ghost Cake

A girls ass that is fatter than what’s expected

Did you see Hannah’s instagram, I didn’t know her ass was that fat, she got a Ghost Cake

by Finsterblaster May 3, 2019

Erotic Cakes

A term used to describe Gen Z & Gen Alpha Roblox girls, otherwise it's Guthrie Govan's 2006 album with 11 instrumental shredcore fucking tight ass banger songs that these Gen Z & Gen Alpha Roblox girls are helplessly hooked on.

Kurt Tay: Mama Fuck!!! Limpeh kena pwned by this Gen Z/ Gen Alpha Roblox girl with a big paintball unicorn gun Kanninabeh Shao Shee Bye Need new Kurt Tay arrives so no more making mistakes again!!!

Me: These typical Erotic Cakes all around Roblox... she prolly like to bully a shit eater like you.

by BracingFawn June 15, 2025

Cake

If you thought it was food. Well, I guess your wrong.

Cake refers to a person who appears to have an IQ at a negative level (-).

Say they had a -100 IQ they would be great at comprehending things, but in the complete opposite way.

Dumbasses. We warn you, being a cake is way worse than stupid.

That bitch was such a cake, she said "it must be really cold in Hawiia in the winter!" Like the hell?!?!

by RealBitchYouKnow February 1, 2016

cake hug

1) a young terrorist organization
2) based off of cuddle muffin translated into arabic and back into english (google translate)

3) the glorious love child of the members of cuddle muffin
4) when you hug your partner in the 69 position while eating out each others asses, like chocolate cake

Hey did you hear about that cake hug attack last night.

by TcatBoyyy May 16, 2017