a simp is a guy desperately trying to get a womans attention, and he dose so by sucking up to her and showering her in gifts. She gives a shit about him, because she gives just enough attention so he can keep spoiling her, and she just sees him as a way to get gifts/money. Simps are desperate for a girls attention, and they get it with gifts because of their lack in personality.
“That single, virgin jake is such a SIMP for addie. He literally just gave her a gucci purse for her birthday”
“I know bro. He’d probably get sent to the cuck chair when she finds out about his shrimper.”
“I know bro. He’d probably get sent to the cuck chair when she finds out about his shrimper.”
by SUB2HENRYRAHONI November 1, 2023
Get the Simpmug. 
Squirrel. In. My. Penis
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 3, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. Hookin your boy up with some T.A.P
and being the one making the pussy trash but complains for hoes getting slapped
and being the one making the pussy trash but complains for hoes getting slapped
by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. 
Look to Fedmysters twitch channel.
If you dont know who Fedmyster is, go to OfflineTV´s wikipedia page.
Look in the section called "Background".
If you dont know who Fedmyster is, go to OfflineTV´s wikipedia page.
Look in the section called "Background".
Lilypichu in her "fed rap": Does it bother you? Do you find it a little... SCARY
Lilypichu: Fed is next to simp in every single dictionary?
Fed:
Lilypichu: Fed is next to simp in every single dictionary?
Fed:
by a depressed monkey May 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug.