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Simp

A person with no fu*king life who goes crazy over people of the opposite gender like the other person is a God.
Jake: Melissa is my queen, she is the best! So is every other female.

Bob: Hey Paul, Jake is such a simp.

Paul: I know right.
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A spurious term manufactured by sociopaths to be tactically used for the purpose of devaluing and discrediting empathetic, compassionate, and/or devotional behavior, as well as to stave off any possible stirrings of conscience within their insect hearts and/or moral censure by others which an unbiased comparison to their own cold-blooded and self-serving behavior might cause.
Hideous Soul #1: "Bro... check out this dude going on and on about how much he cares about this bitch."
Hideous Soul #2: "Haha what a simp."
by m_ndthegap June 2, 2022
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ManChad is such a Simp
by Roslynbaseball12 June 3, 2022
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Ex: this guy has SIMP lmao
by some dude lmao March 30, 2022
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this guy has SIMP lmao
by some dude lmao March 30, 2022
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It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them. This applies to males in relationships when they are so submissive that they say literally anything to be in favor with the female.
Ben: “You’re right, I don’t need girls that are friends in my life. Or friends in general. Or these testicles, they’re all yours

Yevette: “No shit simp. Now go put another photo of me on Facebook saying how great I am”
by TXtruth April 1, 2022
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simp is someone called darina or medine. it is a person who wants old ass people like fizruks or english teachers.
-ure such a simp!
-no im not medine!

-ure simp asf medine
by pussykiller3000 April 2, 2022
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