The Bean

When you first meet him he is quiet and shy. You wonder what he thinks about all the time. He is very kind and loving. He also speak Spanish which you don't. Talking on the phone to friends, you have no idea what he's talking about.
He is "The Bean"

"Hey why do you look so happy?"

Well The Bean came over this morning before work, he really knows how give me the chorizo!!

by Weedgurlie April 1, 2021

Bean bagged

Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.

She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me

by OlBrotherB November 7, 2022

beane stalk

when somebody stalks someone for an excessive amount of time, with the and they knew/know about it.

harry has been beane stalking Cassidy. its really funny because whenever he does it, she gets goosebumps.

by URBANLEGEND001 August 21, 2016

Beans

A person that has the best meme page in Instagram also the person that committed more war crimes than America in Vietnam

Person 1 : you follow (beans) @bean.s_to_pay_the_bills
Person 2 : yes
Person 1: wanna get married and live our lives in albania and never pay taxes

Person 2: fuck no *unfollows* me

by Beans that got taxed November 22, 2021

Bean

Something or someone so cute,chubby,weird,small,amazing, and or the best person ever

You are my special bean.
My little bean and big bean.
You're my cuddlebean for life.

by Bad Bitches in the Club May 22, 2017

Spilled the beans

Spilled the beans means when you tell something you're not supposed to.

He spilled the beans on why the famous artifact went missing.

by polikujm December 25, 2023

Shelly beans

Identical twins

Shelly beans and Kelly beans make the world go round

by anonymous June 12, 2025