Cancer king

The cancer King is a guy that, really, *really* likes cancers.
Literally his wife is one, his kids are, his favorite students. He's kind of a nerd but actually quite nice and fun.

Student A: "Eyy what's your Zodiac sign btw?"

Student B: "Oh I'm a cancer, why?"
Student A: "Really? Omg didn't you just have a class with the cancer King?"
Student B:"The what?"
Student A: "The cancer King yk, he really likes cancers. Didn't you say you thought you were his favorite student?"
Student B: "... I did think that.. Isn't his wife also a cancer?"

by Cancerking November 21, 2021

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Romance King

Romance Elzie James King is an American singer, songwriter, instrumentalist, actor, author, and businessman known primarily for his work in country music.

Romance King is the best country artist out there

by REJK November 21, 2021

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short king

Lee Jihoon
aka Woozi of SEVENTEEN.

Woozi is literally the textbook definition of short king.

by junjunnie November 21, 2021

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King smokey

It's when you bash a guy, fuck his mrs and drink their kids pop tops to insert dominance

Guy one: "Hey bro this guy robbed me."
Guy two: "it's okay just do the king smokey to him.

by Y'all going to hell November 1, 2021

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Imposter King of Fighter's Syndrome

Its where you have King of Fighters but forget you own a copy because the graphics are so good and belong in an expensive arcade cabinet. Only because you play too much Street Fighter and Tekken.

"Oh no. I didnt realize I have Guilty Gear XX. I must have Imposter King of Fighter's syndrome."

by Chevyman95 November 2, 2021

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