Juiced Jesus

To be toned and muscular, while having long majestic hair and an almost Chuck Norris like beard. *Tattoos are not required, but recommended.*

Man, Opie from Sons of Anarchy really became a Juiced Jesus in season 4 of the show.

by Ulta-Thug MD. June 12, 2015

Juice maxing

Overdosing on pills just like Juice Wrld

Johnny from down the block was juice maxing last weekend. His funeral is on Thursday.

by Matuska April 19, 2024

Boom Juice

A term for gasoline/and or petroleum products

Damnit my truck is out of boom juice, at least my other car has some left.

by Big Mexicans November 9, 2020

Yumbo Juice

A tar-like substance derived from cigarette ash, alcohol and fuck knows what else that adheres to your plimsolls on a night out in the Yumbo Centre when gay pride is on.

One sec, just got to use these wet wipes to clean off the Yumbo Juice from last night, then i'm good to go.
Fuck it - can't be arsed- they are just gonna get covered again straight away anyway.

by bullshittruck May 19, 2016

Juice Boxing

The act of inserting a rolled up note or straw into a baggy and sniffing straight from said baggy

Similar to putting a straw into a juice box and sipping

I just Juice Boxed some Charlie

Yo, my G has just Juice Boxed some K and it out of it

Juice Boxing is the easiest way to snort C in a club

by Bass Man February 23, 2019

Motivation juice

A big cup of coffee

I’ll be at work in just a little, gotta get my motivation juice first. Caffeinate and hope for the bed, ya know?

by msevera December 4, 2017

JUICY JUICE

Fatback radial tire no knuckle havin ass with more pimples on its face than hair follicles on its body. Slower than nuggie buggie. No punch backs

Look there is juicy juice losing to nuggie buggie again. #FAFOTTF

by SHARKKING June 16, 2022