I am BLUE

Eu estou triste

I am BLUE

by Venon February 7, 2021

Blue Moon Payday

When you get payed every other week and receive 3 paychecks in a month instead of the normal 2.

Payday falls on the 1st this month, looks like we're getting a blue moon payday, fuck yeah.

by Nadonado April 12, 2021

2 blue ticks

To successfully complete a task. Normally one which has been witnessed or viewed but does not necessarily receive acknowledgment. Derived from WhatsApp's read notification of 2 blue ticks.

Did you see me on the climbing wall?

Yeah, 2 blue ticks for completing that hard route.

by Romeo Bravo November 16, 2021

Blue Martini Bitches

The female audience on the dance floor that collectively share the same verbal phrases and visual characteristics. Phrases included but are not limited to “YAAASSS THIS IS MY SONG” or “OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SOOOONGG” once the song shortly plays long enough to become identifiable and coincidentally being the fifth song of theirs in the last half hour. These females are most identifiable with hot Cheetos stains on two fingers and wearing a dress at least 2 sizes smaller than their actual size.

When Angie loses her hearing on the dance floor because a group of Blue Martini bitches excitingly scream to a Bad Bunny song intro playing for the third time that night.

by Alcohol loves Angie January 26, 2022

Blue Collar Tax

the act of using company time, materials or money for a personal project. especially projects done on a friday before the close of day. nobody works and nobody gets hurt.

Wally needed several copper fittings for his bathroom remodel, so took some out of the maintenance room at work through the blue collar tax program.

by the everyday milkman February 4, 2022

Blue balled Bell

When your teacher runs out of the class room doing the little dinky hold run so you go over to the staff room and hear the vice principal moan super loudly and you hear your teacher say “UGH SORRY BBG I HAVE…BLUE BALLS 😔”

“HAHAHAHAHAH JESSICA OUR NEW NAME FOR MR. BELL IS BLUE BALLED BELL!!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Ol' blue dipper

When you slip a urinal cake inside of your boss' coffee mug while they aren't looking.

guy #1: "Hey man, I just gave my boss the Ol' blue dipper while he wasn't looking."
guy #2: "Did you steep it in his coffee like tea?"
Boss: "Agh! what's in my coffee!??"
guy #1: There it is!

by Mountaineer007251 October 19, 2021