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attitude adjuster 

A large, heavy, prominent object that can be used as a weapon for self-defense purposes under circumstances where conventional weapons are prohibited or impractical. An "attitude adjuster" is considered to have served its intended purpose if the mere display of the object is enough to keep potential antagonists at bay. Term is of 1970's-1980's vintage and commonly used by military, law enforcement, and railroaders in urban areas.
"I always keep a three-cell Mag-Lite under the seat when I drive downtown after dark. It's a good attitude adjuster to keep the locals from harassing me..."
attitude adjuster by speedstan February 23, 2010
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Attempted Suicide 

Suicide is killing yourself. It is usually because you hate yourself or you are mad or something bad happened to you. Attempted suicide is when you try to kill yourself but something gets in the way. One way of getting stopped from suicide is that someone convinces you to not do whatever you were planning on doing. This is still attempted suicide. Attempted suicide can still hurt you in ways that aren't like you had expected.
A girl is thinking of cutting open her wrists and killing herself. Her best friends find out by "accidently" reading her diary. Then they tell her everything that would affect their lives if she died and they talked her out of it. Then she is considered a person that has attempted suicide.

black attack 

When anyone of any race (but it works better when they're black) has an immediate outburst of pure ghettoness because of something just said, seen, or heard.
WHITE GIRL: I know you're just jealous of me. It's okay though.
BLACK GIRL: WHAT!?!? WHAT!?!? WATCHU SAY!?!?
A DIFFERENT BLACK GIRL: OH SNAP!! SHE GONE HAVE A BLACK ATTACK NOW!! EVERYBODY RUN!!
black attack by BESTIE!! September 9, 2010
Atter, is a word meaning absolutely perfect.
When teamed up with Niki, the words PWN.
Guy 1: I saw a board and it was Atter.
Guy 2: Niki Atter?
Guy 1: 'Fraid So.
Guy 2: Duuuude.
atter by lol@aids December 10, 2006

Crap Attacked 

When you are sitting in class and have to take a monster shit to the point where it feels like you are being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly. It requires a quick trip to the bathroom where you blow the gaskets off of the toilet and everyone hears you fighting the feces out of your asshole.
While Bella was sitting in class, she felt like she was being crap attacked and rushed to the bathroom. As soon as she sat on the pot she fought tooth and nail to remove the feces from her intestines until she finally collapsed in victory.
Crap Attacked by Static1432 November 12, 2009

heart attack 

something that's become more common since the creation of super-sized fast food
super size me-a good and insightful programme about over-weight troubles (although heart attack isn't one of them, but it's pretty obvious)

attitudie 

Derived from attitude
Meaning a mental state toward a person, task or both.
Not being nice.
See also attitudy
Some support people are quite attutudie to their customers.
attitudie by Grampy December 5, 2004