Pissed bothering

The act of getting completely bloto and going up to randos and engaging them in conversation.

Let's have another couple of stiff ones before we go to the pub, want to do some serious pissed bothering tonight!

by Shuaman April 13, 2021

Piss jitters

When you have been needing to pee but you neglect going, resulting in you shaking uncontrollably in short bursts.

I needed to urinate so badly that i got the piss jitters, i looked like Michael J Fox.

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

pissed

one of the most beautiful word has many definitions

1)pissed- drunk
2)pissed of- angry
3)piss of- go away
4)piss- peeing

1) im well pissed can you drive
2)im fucking pissed of
3)piss of jerry you cunt
4) hold on im just gonna go for a piss

by anonymous November 22, 2020

Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

by LTG69969 January 16, 2024

pissing all the way to the bank

When you think you will be cashing in after completing a task

"We just need to take out that one good player and we're pissing all the way to the bank!"

by BingQilin August 24, 2022

pissed up the arse

To be so drunk that not even your sister would sleep with you

Brother: Hey sis wanna go round back and take it in the crack?
Sister: Brother you are so pissed up the arse no way

by DigBickHarry September 4, 2016

Piss Baby

Someone who was conceived through the process of pissing into a female.

I am, I a little piss baby!

by Space_Monkeyy April 12, 2022