Mojito Butt Muddle

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.

Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!

by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016

middleschooling

fingering

She wanted his dick inside her, but instead of fucking her, he used his fingers and started middleschooling her.

by anonymous9871 March 27, 2009

Middleman's Salute

To flip one the bird, usually from a fired worker to their superior as a last "fuck you". More emphasis on one's extreme hate can be expressed by using both hands.

John: My boss fired me today, right in front of everyone.

Mike: Shit, man! What did you do?

John: I gave him the middleman's salute and got the hell out.

Mike: Pwnage.

by Twyzted Snake April 14, 2009

Mindless Self Indulgence

good band to get high to.... no doubt, plus hot bassist lyn z and one crazy muther fucking lead singer named jimmy urine who does some fuckd up shit on stage involving his dick.

eh man, lets blaze up and put on some mindless self indulgence (msi)
- good idea.

by JDisME February 18, 2008

Kate Middleton

The future Queen of England.

Kate Middleton is definitely an upgrade in the House of Windsor compared to the likes of Camilla the Duchess of Cornwall.

by Matt Weller February 23, 2011

Pippa Middletoned

To be intentionally upstaged on your wedding day by your more attractive, sluttier sister

Stop weeping child, Mummy is here. I know it is frightfully unfair to be usurped by anyone on your own very special day! The fact of the matter is that you've just been Pippa Middletoned by your slag of a sister.

by PokerBroker9 May 31, 2011

Bette Midler

Born 1 December 1945, Bette Midler is the most icnredible female singer/actress/comedienne/performer the world has known.

I would sell my Louis Vuitton collection for tickets to Bette Midler's concert.

Bette Midler is much better than Barbra Stresisand. And everybody knows it.

by cseim June 14, 2008