Gods me

When you get a 9 iron shoved up the arse....

Bro Justin Gods’d the shit outta me last night!

“Oh yes werlin Gods me good”

by Sikvnt December 23, 2020

God-BanBan

A holy version of BanBan from the hit game Garten Of BanBan has a halo and is white, with yellow banbaleena being his wife. Together they created the universe of garten of banban and all of the creatures in it. In the 22 Century they created versions of themselves that were blessed and descended into the kindergarten to reunite all of the monsters in there.

I heard God-BanBan created the world, I recently started praying to him and created a cult around him.

by Hahaplop123 July 21, 2024

I swear to god no crosses count

U know when you say I swear to god and cross ur fingers to say I actually don’t swear to god
But when u say I swear to god no crosses count that means when you cross ur fingers u still will swear to god.

Bro I saw a gorilla outside ur house
No u didn’t

I did!
Say you swear to god no crosses count
I swear to god no crosses count

by Partygoer n kingsheep January 8, 2024

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet in the morning.

"Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?"
"I'm doing a good morning and god bless, Hila!"

by CaptainSpaceCat May 23, 2018

God

the creator of all things

and is NOT just dog backwards idk why yall gat to be so rude

Christian: There is one GOD

Muslim: Facts but its not Jesus
Christian: u sure bud?
Hindu: No there are over a trillion GODs
Pagan: Nah Mother Nature is god ngl
Christian, Muslim and Hindu: SHUT UP
Atheist: Have yall ever heard of science!

by SHLKNSBMB April 5, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna, The God Of Chaos, Love, And Trickery<.7.9.7.6.>

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<.7.9.7.6.>Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna, The God Of Chaos, Love, And Trickery<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

E-whore God

A person so advanced on the art of E-whoring that he is called a god. Has everything set up automatically and makes shit tons of money without moving an inch, usually associated with a massive reputation in the community. Traffic, no-fail accounts, and SE are what he is known for.

LQ RETARD: Bro have u heard of that guy in 2015D.
LQ RETARD 2: Yea bro he is amazing, a total E-whore god.

by 2015D September 12, 2021