Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021

Chocolate smush

a sexual act between 2 people in which the man shits in the other persons mouth and they smush it in their mouth and spits it on his cock

Person 1: hey man did u hear jack and his girl did a chocolate smush?
Person 2: yeah man we should try that tonight

by Izaak_B July 31, 2024

Chocolate Surprise

When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth

I gave Jimmy a chocolate surprise last night

by robowolf May 3, 2016

chocolate gogurt slinger

While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere

I pulled out an slung shit an jizz slung everywhere chocolate gogurt slinger

by Theredneck39ajf September 23, 2016

Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

A specific movie or show that is about some kid that likes chocolate and gets a golden ticket to visit Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory. Charlie comes along with 4 other kids that experience bad luck and torture.

Veruca Salt was thrown in a garbage shoot by squirrels.

Augustus Gloop drowned in the chocolate river.

Mike Teavee gets trapped inside a TV.

Violet Beauregarde becomes violet.

Man:Have u heard of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory?
Kid:No.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 February 18, 2023

chocolate

low quality marijuana, blockwork, 15 dollar eighths the shit ya mans bring to the cyph and you gotta smoke it cause thats bro.

bitch nigga 1: yeoooo rush my shit got the sprinks
bitch nigga 2 : hurddd im boutta cop up mh

bitch nigga 1: do not cop from dat smoke shop on da strip dem nggas sell chocolate

by gassedthot June 28, 2024