chocolate covered strawberries

the ultimate sex food

feed me these chocolate covered strawberries 🍓

by bootytooch February 8, 2021

crotch chocolate

the result of eating a flake in the car

damn i have got crotch chocolate

by gabrielxxx August 14, 2010

German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes

This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why

by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011

pop a chocolate

put your mouth upon and savor

it is the holidays ... do i dare to pop a chocolate ... omg ... sweet jesus ...yummmmmmmm

by asparagusnerd December 20, 2010

Chocolate Crow

The dookie that touches your finger tips when you wipe after taking a dump and the toilet paper tears.

As she wiped, her toilet paper gave way at her finger tips. She had just received a chocolate crow.

by Beestingz126 November 23, 2021

Chocolate covered camel toe

When a woman or trans man poops themselves and the poop travels down the gooch and creeps into and on the surface of the vagina.

Oopsie I just got myself a chocolate covered camel toe

by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023

Chocolate Puddin Pop

When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.

Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.

by Blechorous May 11, 2016