Simp

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by Bsg_finest April 21, 2022

Simp

A guy who is overly nice to a girl in hopes of getting her. (Also includes thinking a girl is into you Bc you she gives you the slightest bit of attention)

Ex. Guy who finds a friend attractive yet won’t talk to them.

Ex. A simp is a bitch
Ex. Jose Torres

by Youngnikkiwiththecblikki July 15, 2019

Simp

A simp is a sad pimp, simple. It's not a person in thier feelings or a man that ditches his friends for the girls. A sad pimp is a pimp that is on thier grind and on thier stuff but is off thier grind and in thier feelings but can get back on thier stuff. A simp is not a trait.

Im simping right now but I'ma get back on my grind, don't worry.

by Im@urbf'shouse April 18, 2020

simp

a simp is a man who will be willing to do anything for a woman.

“ lee do you want to come out”

“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”

by ahokthenboomer July 9, 2020

Simp

Tico Games- A bitch ass nigga who simps for a purple hair fatass bitch who prolly stinks because she never gets off her pc. Tico does not like homies. Tico has a very low bitch rate

Kiwi-“i just showered “
Tico-“oh, what do you smell like?”
Tico a simp.

by Tico A Bitch 445 April 20, 2023

Simp

When a man named Tristan compliments the simp queen moony and denies that he is a simp and is just a gentlemen they give gifts and constant love hearts to moony and always compliment them

Tristan: Oh moony is so kind and amazing and beautiful *heart emoji*
Everyone: SIMP

by Totally not ocha September 30, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024