Bro Jabroni

A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.
"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."
by 727Haole October 22, 2012
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hey bro

dont ignore this message if someone sends it to you
they probs like you, 100% sure
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text "oh damn"
by infibbz October 30, 2021
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Super Smash Bros.

The greatest game in existence, unlike fortnite, it has actual content. Sure, online can get annoying sometimes, but overall, I see this game as the idea of fun from god himself. Need I say more?
Jack could not stop playing Super Smash Bros. Day after day, he got better while he, himself, looked like a sack of potatoes.
by ThatoneR.O.B.main September 23, 2020
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Super Smash Bros.

A 2-dimensional fighting game series by Nintendo, featuring iconic members of the Nintendo cast (i.e. Mario, Link, etc.) as well as guest characters from other franchises (i.e. Solid Snake, Persona 5’s Joker, Cloud Strife, etc.).

All Smash Bros games follow the same basic formula: Victory is achieved by launching the opponent out of the arena. Attack your opponent to damage them, which makes them easier to launch. Often, the game is played with 2-3 lives, although there is an option with infinite lives and a time limit, and even a “health points” mode (Stamina Battle).
Dude A: “Wanna smash?”
Dude B: “Bro…”

A few minutes later:

*both dudes frantically button-mashing Switch controllers on Super Smash Bros.*
by Jonathan C. Fruitloop III June 25, 2022
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bro swam

A compliment, typically used when a musical artist makes great music.
Did bro swim? Yeah bro swam.
by [plug swim] October 25, 2023
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Bro Dan Ab

A phrase to use when humping and thrusting very aggressively
Your pussy is so good Bro Dan Ab!
by Nogus December 18, 2021
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Brené Bro

A bro who who has discovered the need to heal his emotional wounds and psychological trauma, specifically through the teachings of author Brené Brown.

Brené Bros will often talk about this process at great length to anyone who will listen.
Matt: Yo, Jay and I are gonna smoke, hit Buffalo Wild Wings, and see the new Fast and the Furious. You in?

Jeff: Um...

Matt: What?

Jeff: I mean...I just want to be sure we’re not all just selectively numbing our emotions-

Matt: Forget it ya fuckin Brené Bro!!!
by Mergs99 February 13, 2020
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