Simp

A person who is a simp is the definition of "Down Bad". Simps tend to to overvalue women who see them as no more than wallets.

Literally any mf named Chris: Yo, this girl I've been texting left me on read for 2 weeks so I left her on read for 40 seconds. 😎

Jake: Bro, you're a SIMP.

by Pronouns: He/Bruh October 7, 2020

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A slider who finally found the girl of his dreams that calms him down but his friends don't believe him and thinks he's a clown and will always be one

Agustin "Faust" Pulido is a simp to Laura

by slider_69 July 12, 2020

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A person giving everything they have to a girl with intention of having sex with her.

You are a simp for donating 1000$ to Pokimane and said, I'd like some bootie.

by 3aw4se5dr6ft7gy8hu9ij0se5dr6ft February 2, 2021

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One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.

Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".

by RoguePoster January 11, 2024

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