Bean

A derogatory term used as an insult toward a person who is acting idiotic, oblivious, and/or like an airhead . Derived from the illustrious and comedic works of Mr. Bean , a bean is used to compare such actions.

Friend: yo now that I've graduated highschool I can't wait to flex my diploma

You: Aye fam whatchu mean? We haven't gotten our diplomas yet

Friend: then what is this hardcover we got? This not the diploma?

You: THATS JUST THE COVER YOU BEAAANN

( the friend was too headass to realize what was actually happening in the real world therefore they are considered a BEAN)

by Holo Smoko June 6, 2017

lima bean squirrel

Little austrailian bastard squirrel who cums a shit load.

A ice cream truck melting in the sun, while inside a tornado. that is a lima bean squirrel ejacualtion

by mh3bean October 16, 2013

Bean Bros

A boyband of hot singles named Pinto, Green Bean, and Beanstalk. Pinto plays the kazoo and does the vocals while Green Bean plays piano. Beanstalk is the guitarist of the group and the second hottest.

The Bean Bros are the best

by Bean Bros fan February 14, 2020

Bean Hauler

The white 15 passenger vans that haul Mexicans to job sites

Golly look at those fans Jeff, a whole mess of bean haulers going to the construction sites

by MooreHammer913 July 14, 2025

smol bean

A person or thing that is extremely cute or precious.

Eloise Camilleri is the only smol bean in existence.

by SnazzoBazzo September 11, 2019

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

bean carrier

One who has a large clitoris

Barbara Walters was a notorious bean carrier

by stickthej42 January 5, 2024